The Stronger, Safer, Prouder, 21st Century Republican Party Platform (Part 1)

Anyone who’s remotely honest would tell you that the 2020 Republican National Convention was an unparalleled triumph. The truest measure…

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The 2020 Forecast – Episode 5: Fortune Frowns

Ancient people had deep respect for the will of fortune and Homer’s “strong force of fate.” These, they said, were…

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The 2020 Forecast – Episode 4: Along Came the Coronavirus

There’s a funny thing about elections. Much like professional wrestling, outside interference isn’t prohibited. In December, the defending champion, Donald…

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The 2020 Forecast – Episode 2: Trump vs. The Un-Fantastic Four

Like you, I’ve been watching and smirking at perhaps the most disappointing, charisma-lacking, out of touch primary field ever produced…

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Can Donald Trump Beat the Media Again in 2020?

2016 was a year of revolutions. The establishment, under assault from all sides by a whirlwind of new forces and…

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Trump’s “DACA Deal:” 4D Chess or Gross Betrayal?

Let me preface by saying yes, I know there’s been conflicting information on this and that nothing has been formalized…

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Trump’s First Address to Congress: A Persuasion Sistine Chapel

I hope you were watching very intensely last night, because you saw an artistic masterpiece unlikely to be repeated for…

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President Trump’s “Muslim Ban” Executive Order is a Mass Confirmation Bias Hallucination

When I went to the unpersuasive “women’s march” last week, I quoted Scott Adams and said that each of us…

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The Stumped Model: How Trump Won & Clinton Lost (Part 1)

It’s now been over a month since the election. All the vote totals are in. Now that that data’s in,…

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The Trump Victory Tour is a Revolution Most Won’t Understand

What were YOU thinking when you first heard that Donald Trump would be taking a victory tour? If you answered…

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